officialhamlet: i want realistic modern fantasy like someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched) a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring […]

somethingpretentioussounding: Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects “Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest.” And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,  “The cream or the lilac?” “The lilac, dearie.” *sigh*

dion-thesocialist: TV show about a super villain who decides to change his evil ways and start a burger restaurant, but he can’t get past his natural villainous instincts and constantly tries to make the restaurant successful through evil means.