officialhamlet: i want realistic modern fantasy like someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched) a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring […]

somethingpretentioussounding: Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects “Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest.” And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,  “The cream or the lilac?” “The lilac, dearie.” *sigh*

dion-thesocialist: TV show about a super villain who decides to change his evil ways and start a burger restaurant, but he can’t get past his natural villainous instincts and constantly tries to make the restaurant successful through evil means.

Fantine Geist and Agent Siobhan Langston. Fantine died quite a while ago, but that hasn’t stopped her from trying to find true love. Often late at night when you think you’re safely walking home and pass a dark doorway… Agent Langston is in charge of discovering the cause of these disappearances. My mother on Langston: […]

President: Galvin Finster Skin: Medium BrownHair: Mid-length, straight, dark brownEyes: Hazel, average-sizedHeight: Very tallWeight: Average weightBuild: Narrow Courteous: OftenRisk-Taking: OftenAmbitious: SometimesCurious: OftenSelf-Controlled: GenerallyNurturing: GenerallyTrusting: OftenHonest: OftenLoyal: OftenAffectionate: NeverRomantic: OftenFlirty: OftenSympathetic: OccasionallyAltruistic: SometimesOptimistic: RarelyObservant: RarelyLogical: UsuallySocial: Usually solitaryEmotions: Fairly unstable Your character is power-hungry, mentally unstable, and chronically ill.Your character’s interests include cryptozoology, sea monsters, and […]